10 Things We Should All Know

1. If you're constantly walking with your head down, everyone can see your bald spot.

2. If you can smell your socks through your shoes, those around you can too.

3. Rubbing the inside of your nose with your thumb is still considered picking your nose.

4. If the person you are talking to is constantly turning their head away, chances are good that your breath reeks.

5. Just because you're wearing clean underwear doesn't give you the right to drive like an asshole.

6. If you stop to tie your shoe, make sure your ass is out of the way of traffic.

7. It is possible to fall up the stairs so quit running.

8. When someone says "hold the elevator", they don't mean grab that little steel bar inside and watch the doors shut, they actually mean to hold the doors.

9. Plaque is not always an award, it's often the reason you should brush your teeth.

10. Your eyes won't get stuck by simply rolling them, but they may get poked out by doing so.