Sexless in the City

WWSD? Suzie would only expect her husband to want her when he wants to.

See, this is the problem with marrying a man that is nine years older than you. You end up hitting your peak and he has already peaked. I try not to nag him about it (because that wouldn’t be very Suzie of me), but damn – a girl has needs too.

What gets my panties in a bunch (and not in a good way) is the fact that he only wants to do things when he wants to. He doesn’t care that I’m sitting over here drying up faster than the deserts of Sahara (too much info -- sorry). He doesn’t care that he hasn’t displayed affection in over a week. He doesn’t care that I’ve been sleeping on the couch because I’m afraid I’ll strangle him in my sleep. All he cares about it his own damn needs and as long as they are met, everyone else should be fine.

I bet he’d care if I ran off with the pool boy. I bet he’d care if the mail weren’t all that the carrier was delivering. I bet he’d get off his arse if he knew I was initiating a new rule: do me before I even think about doing you.

Hmm…perhaps I could kill two birds with one stone and make those exlax brownies Viagra and exlax brownies instead. Now there’s and idea -- must go get started right away.