A ten hour drive through the mountains (my ears popping all the way) and a ten hour drive back (listening to my brother gloat about the Broncos win) just to watch my Bengals lose in the most unimaginable way ever! I must say, despite our loss, I had a blast!I did manage to call out a couple of ho's at the game and I feel like sharing it with you:
One chick had on booty shorts and was making a point to show her ass (both literally and figuratively). I was fine until she bent over and my brother pointed out the tampon string hanging from her you know (yes, eww). I asked her how it felt to be more of an ass than she was showing and that she might want to go hide her string. She returned nothing but silence and the dumbest look ever.
The second (drunk) chick was hanging all over some dude who obviously didn't like the attention. I shouted over to him that drunk chicks are like stray cats -- you can never get rid of them. She backed off the dude (who looked instantly relieved), gave me a mean look, and mouthed "fuck you." I simply mouthed back "you are welcome."
The last ho happened to sit a few seats in front of me. This bitch would not shut up. During half the game, she was talking about everything except football. When she (not joking) began discussing her cleavage, I finally passed the rest of my popcorn to her and told her to stuff her damn mouth with it. She refused my offer, but thankfully shut the hell up!
So, although we may have lost, hopefully I have rid the world of a few ignorant bitches. Probably not, but the thought tickles my insides. As for the Bengals -- we'll get 'em next time!
2 comments:
Hahaha omg! She started talking about her cleavage! Oh much can you say? 'Yes there is a line. I'm wearing a push up to create soft mountains...'
You have a very cool writing style. Can't believe I haven't seen your blog before!! I will from now on ^_^! Ciao!
@TJ: Yes, it was at that point that I lost it. Thanks for reading and glad you enjoyed!
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