Tuesday

In Love Or Obsessed

1. In love: You call just to say hi.
Obsessed: You call to say hi. Five minutes later, you call to say you're missing them. Ten minutes later, you call to say you're thinking of them. Twenty minutes later, you start blocking your number and dialing just to hear their voice.

2. In love: You like to wear his shirt from time to time.
Obsessed: Not only do you wear his shirt, but you offer to wash his laundry so that you can wear his underwear too.

3. In love: You talk about them from time to time.
Obsessed: You can't have one conversation without mentioning their name. "Yeah, so and so thinks the same thing." "So and so said it was going to rain today." "I wish so and so was here to hear this."

4. In love: You carry their picture in your wallet.
Obsessed: You made copies of the picture and hung them all over your bedroom walls because their face is the first thing you want to see in the morning.

5. In love: You write sweet little love notes and leave them where they'll be found.
Obsessed: You write a sweet long novel of a note then drive to their work and leave it on their windshield. You then write a second one and tape it to their front door just in case they missed the first one.

6. In love: When you're apart, your heart grows fonder.
Obsessed: When you're apart, you think about putting on a diaper and attempting to track them down even if it takes all night.

7: In love: You are willing to compromise.
Obsessed: You are willing to change anything and everything just to make them happy, even if it kills you.

8. In love: You feel as if you can't live without them.
Obsessed: You know you can't live without them and have already devised a plan to fix things should they try to end things.

9. In love: You cherish the time spent together.
Obsessed: Not only do you cherish the time spent together, you become downright physically ill if you don't get enough of it.

10. In love: You can see this person in your life forever.
Obsessed: You have threatened to harm yourself if this person isn't in your life.

4 comments:

TJ Lubrano said...

Oeh! You can easily write a book about this!! Hahaha so cool! Have to say it's a fine line between love and obsession...

It makes me wonder. Does this count for blogs as well? Cause I have an urge to read every post of you, write a comment and then write a comment about my comment...

Hehehe ^_^

Miss Suzie said...

@TJ: It is perfectly fine to obsess about my blog and comment about your comment. I wouldn't have it any other way! =)

Lifes said...

Number 5 is the most telling. That category includes post-it-notes stuck to the windshield

Miss Suzie said...

@Lifeshighway: True, true. I must say, I've been a victim of that once or twice.